Your
mission, if you decide to accept, is to put Islamic U.S citizens on police
line-ups.
Modifications
made to The Patriot Act will enable you to include The United States of America
(for example: Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.)
This
has to be done to capture the spirit of We, The People to get a homework
assignment done on creating a tour book for The South Bronx.
As
always, you choose your all-girl team from Face Book.
However,
it is imperative you include on this mission retired Commander James Carter who
got his hands dirty by rebuilding houses in Habitat For Humanity.
He
is currently working for peanuts on his farm.
If you are captured and subjected to the
enhanced interrogation techniques of Oprah Winfrey, The View and others in the
liberal media, you will enjoy the torture while all knowledge of your actions
will be disavowed and made into a movie by Ben Alfeck.
Once
exposed, you’ll never be able to eat in privacy under The Golden Arches again.
Good
luck at the Oscars in 2015, Dan.
This
coded message in plain English will unfriend you in 3…2…1
And the fuse is lit. Ad Mission : Impossible begins!
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